sammiebythemoon:

You could have the prettiest face and the sexiest body in the world but if I can’t have deep conversations with you at 2am or turn to you when tears are streaming down my face, it won’t work.

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

princeburrito:

date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with. 

(via gemmaaalouiseee)

naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

(via trust)

Sending emails to teachers
  • Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
  • Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)

proctalgia:

im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

(Source: proctalgia, via trust)

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(via olitwist)

botanicly:

5ullen:

dolliecrave:

Basically the most important thing we can learn in life

one of my all time faves 

i love kurt vonnegut ahhh

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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(via givingblowjobs)

I broke my rules for you, isn’t that enough? (via m-eowsex)

(Source: naked--thoughts, via he-made-me-insecure)