• me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

(via beautiful-secr3ts)

so-personal:

everything personal♡
  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
When your feet get wet, you don’t leave the water, you cuff your pants. Rakishi, “things my father wouldn’t say” (via creatingaquietmind)

(Source: 1924.us, via you-be-my-inspiration)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via brokensmile-deadeyes)

livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Source: sslinks, via brokensmile-deadeyes)

breakinq:

following back tons♡